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Collection: Sarcastic Birthday Cards

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  • Adequate Birthday
    Hope you have an Adequate Birthday
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  • You're Old Birthday Card
    You're Old. Someone had to say it birthday card
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    £1.99
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    £1.99
  • Results May Vary
    You're Growing Up*! *Results may vary.
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  • I Lost Countieth
    Happy I-Lost-Countieth Birthday!
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  • Black and White
    This card is in black & white to help you remember what life was like around the time of your birth.
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  • Ok-ish Sibling
    Okish Sibling Birthday card
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  • Too Young
    You don't understand the concept of Birthdays.
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  • 60th To Do List
    60th Birthday To Do List - Be 59, turn 60.
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  • Happy Blah Blah Blah
    Blah Blah Blah Whatever Greeting Card
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  • Adventure Dinosaurs
    Growing up must've been quite the adventure for you. Tell me, do you miss the Dinosaurs at all?
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  • 79 plus 1
    An 80th Birthday card that constantly reminds the bearer that they're 80.
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  • 22 Million
    Roughly 22,000,000 other humans also have a birthday today, but you're the only one I chose to give a birthday card to.  Unless I know someone else with a birthday today.  (In which case they probably also got this card.)
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  • Jeez Another Birthday
    Jeez, another Birthday? No wonder you're so old.
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  • Willy Nilly
    I'd like to say
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  • Insert Age Here
    Insert Age Here Birthday Card
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  • Mark The Day
    Once Upon a time, you were born.
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  • Penicillin Birthday Card
    Stop acting like you discovered Penicillin
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  • Ignore
    Getting older is a wonderful thing. (If you ignore it completely.)
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  • Young and Old
    Don't Worry, you're still young. For a really old person.
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  • Literally Eat
    Happy
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