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Collection: Sarcastic Birthday Cards

67 products
  • Too Young
    You don't understand the concept of Birthdays.
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  • Results May Vary
    You're Growing Up*! *Results may vary.
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  • Ok-ish Sibling
    Okish Sibling Birthday card
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  • Cheaper
    This card was cheaper
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  • Happy Blah Blah Blah
    Blah Blah Blah Whatever Greeting Card
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  • Gracefully
    Some people grow old gracefully. (Just a reminder that it's possible.)
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  • Acknowledge
    I acknowledge your birth. You're welcome.
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  • 60th To Do List
    60th Birthday To Do List - Be 59, turn 60.
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  • Willy Nilly
    I'd like to say
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  • Jeez Another Birthday
    Jeez, another Birthday? No wonder you're so old.
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  • 79 plus 1
    An 80th Birthday card that constantly reminds the bearer that they're 80.
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  • Black and White
    This card is in black & white to help you remember what life was like around the time of your birth.
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  • Mark The Day
    Once Upon a time, you were born.
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  • Adventure Dinosaurs
    Growing up must've been quite the adventure for you. Tell me, do you miss the Dinosaurs at all?
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  • Young and Old
    Don't Worry, you're still young. For a really old person.
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  • Lived This Long
    I had no idea Humans lived this long. (Well Done.)
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  • Christmas Birthday
    Because your birthday is at Christmas time, I got you this card now (even though your Birthday is ages away) to wish you a Happy Birthday! (In case I don't see you on the day.)
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  • Time Will Win
    Time Will Win, You Will Lose. 'Happy' Birthday.
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  • Penicillin Birthday Card
    Stop acting like you discovered Penicillin
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  • Non Creepy
    Thinking of you (in a totally non-creepy way) on your birthday.
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