Welcome to Tea Ink!

Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

Please note: Our physical shop will be closed on Thursday 9th, Friday 10th and Monday 13th March. Our website will still be open (it's a website, no doors), but any orders placed will be processed on Saturday 11th or Tuesday 14th.

Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • Elephant Big Ears - A3 Print
    Elephant Big Ears - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • T Rex VS Cupcake - A3 Print
    T Rex VS Cupcake - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • HP 06 - IV Prince
    HP 06 - IV Prince
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Bernie - Lots and lots of Bernie! - A3 Print
    Bernie - Lots and lots of Bernie! - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Bernie the Mer-Thing! - A3 Print
    Bernie the Mer-Thing! - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Penguins - A3 Print
    Penguins - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99

Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

Check out Volume One!

NOT ACTUAL SIZE CARDS! (The cards are normal size though.)

  • Not Actual Size - Sausage Dog
    A tiny Sausage Dog with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Shynosaurus
    The Shynosaurus, a tiny dinosaur with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Giraffe
    Not Actual Size - Giraffe
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Stegosaurus
    A tiny Stegosaurus with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Bear
    A tiny Bear with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Mouse
    A tiny Mouse with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Tiger
    A tiny Tiger with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Cat
    A tiny Cat with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Duck
    A tiny Duck with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Chicken
    A tiny Chicken with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Human Male Birthday Card
    Human Male Birthday Card
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Being Greedy
    And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Don't Forget Birthday Card
    Don't Forget to Birthday Today Greeting Card
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • No Glitter
    This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
    Regular price
    £1.00
    Sale price
    £1.00
  • Birthday Star
    Happy Birthday Star on a Rainbow
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • A Shoop
    The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
    Regular price
    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25

All Hail The Mouse King!

Click to see all the cards!