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Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

ALL HAIL THE MOUSE KING!

An actual, stupid, silly little comic. All about the Mouse King!

Issue Three On Sale Now!

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SILLY SALE - 10 for £10!

In an effort to bring a bit synergy (ooh, nice word) between our physical and online store, we're bringing the silly sale online! So add 10 (or more) cards to your basket, and every card will become £1.00 each!

ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO...

  • Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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  • If we lived every day like it was our last, it would be absolute chaos.
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  • Be A Potado - Greeting Card
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  • But Rapunzel could not let her hair down... because she was a potato.
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  • It's a Potato with whiskers, ears, and a tail. It's a Purrtato.
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  • The fastest Potato alive! The Mash!
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All Hail The Mouse King 3

All Hail The Mouse King 3

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All Hail The Mouse King! Issue 3

The Return of Ginger Hops! - Part Three (of Six)

Many seasons have passed since the fateful events of 'The Fall of Timothy' and the Mouse King is practically retired, spending his Cheese filled days in peace and harmony.

Until, that is, the news that the Carrot of Truth and Destiny may be missing reaches the halls of the Mouse King's Castle.

A new monthly (ish) tale of tails of the Mouse King with the epic bizarreness and strangeness from The Place Where Some Things Are, written and illustrated by Connor H.G. 

 

36 Pages, full colour, printed in the UK.

 

Latest Designs!

Mollie The Collie
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Thinking of You - Mouse
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The Greatea Escape
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For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
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Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • Mule The World - A3 Print
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  • Penguin Penguout - A3 Print
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  • Dogs and Penguin - A3 Print
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  • Cats and Penguin - A3 Print
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  • Triceratops - A3 Print
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  • Log Dog - A3 Print
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Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

It's a book. A book of things!

Things like a Shoop and a Fosh.

Check out Volume One!

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
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  • It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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  • Annual Occurrence
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  • You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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  • Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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  • An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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  • Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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  • Happy Birthday - Mice holding up a Birthday Cake
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  • The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
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  • The story of the card that was too perfect.
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  • About as old as the Universe
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  • Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • A nice pink flower
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  • They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
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  • Probably a Bad Egg. It's got an eye patch and a gun, for goodness sake.
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All Hail The Mouse King!

(If you want to.)

We've got the usual, but with our twist. Which would make them unusual. Browse around, we're not gonna hold your hand through this - that would be weird (Eye contact optional).

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