Add 10 (or more) cards to your order and get every card for £1.00 each!

Welcome to Tea Ink!

Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

SILLY SALE - 10 for £10!

In an effort to bring a bit synergy (ooh, nice word) between our physical and online store, we're bringing the silly sale online! So add 10 (or more) cards to your basket, and every card will become £1.00 each!

Don't like something? Let everyone know!

  • I Do Not Like Peas
    I Do Not Like Peas
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Cucumber
    I Do Not Like Cucumber
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Garlic
    I Do Not Like Garlic
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Tomatoes
    I Do Not Like Tomatoes
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Mushrooms
    I Do Not Like Mushrooms
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Cabbage
    I Do Not Like Cabbage
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99

Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • Peaked - A3 Print
    Peaked - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Kenneth The Flying Kiwi - A3 Print
    Kenneth The Flying Kiwi - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • A Picture of a Dog - A3 Print
    A Picture of a Dog - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • More Pooches! - A3 Print
    More Pooches! - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Online Exclusive! Mouse King Vines - A3 Painting
    Online Exclusive! Mouse King Vines - A3 Painting
    Regular price
    £55.00
    Sale price
    £55.00
  • Just Act Natural - Llama - A3 Print
    Just Act Natural - Llama - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99

Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

Check out Volume One!

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
    Regular price
    Sold out
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • A Shoop
    The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Being Greedy
    And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Too Perfect
    The story of the card that was too perfect.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • My Child
    You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
    Regular price
    Sold out
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • No Glitter
    This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Wisdom With Age
    They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
    Regular price
    Sold out
    Sale price
    £1.99

All Hail The Mouse King!

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