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Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

New! Not Actual Size Collection!

  • Not Actual Size - Sausage Dog
    A tiny Sausage Dog with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Shynosaurus
    The Shynosaurus, a tiny dinosaur with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Giraffe
    Not Actual Size - Giraffe
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  • Not Actual Size - Stegosaurus
    A tiny Stegosaurus with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Bear
    A tiny Bear with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Mouse
    A tiny Mouse with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Tiger
    A tiny Tiger with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Cat
    A tiny Cat with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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    £1.25
  • Not Actual Size - Duck
    A tiny Duck with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • Not Actual Size - Chicken
    A tiny Chicken with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
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    £1.25
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  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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    £1.25
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  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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    £1.25
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  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
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  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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  • Human Male Birthday Card
    Human Male Birthday Card
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  • Birthday Star
    Happy Birthday Star on a Rainbow
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  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • Don't Forget Birthday Card
    Don't Forget to Birthday Today Greeting Card
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  • No Glitter
    This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
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  • Humans Call Me What
    Humans call me what?! said the Blue Tit
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  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
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  • Where's the cake at?!
    Where's the cake at birthday card
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    £1.00
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    £1.00

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