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Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the temporary closure of the local Post Office, any orders placed between Saturday 16th and Sunday 24th September may not be fulfilled until Monday 25th September!

Pantless Elephant

Pantless Elephant

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135mm x 135mm  uncoated square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.

No shame. 

Without the ears, Elephants look kind of naked.

"I can't find my pants."

(I mean, they look more naked than usual.) 

Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)

Supplied with white envelope. 

Image © Connor H G  Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.

Stupid and Silly Prints!

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Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

It's a book. A book of things!

Things like a Shoop and a Fosh.

Check out Volume One!

Be the potato you've always wanted to be...

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  • If we lived every day like it was our last, it would be absolute chaos.
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  • Be A Potado - Greeting Card
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  • But Rapunzel could not let her hair down... because she was a potato.
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  • It's a Potato with whiskers, ears, and a tail. It's a Purrtato.
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  • The fastest Potato alive! The Mash!
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  • The Wise Potato Is Wise (for a potato)
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  • Mouse Potato Truce
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  • It is, just a potato
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  • Thing that shouldn't be invented: Potato Contact Lenses.
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Cards! Cards! Cards!

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  • This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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  • A nice pink flower
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  • The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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  • And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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  • Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
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All Hail The Mouse King!

(If you want to.)

We've got the usual, but with our twist. Which would make them unusual. Browse around, we're not gonna hold your hand through this - that would be weird (Eye contact optional).

Click to see all the cards!