Due to temporary local Post Office closure, orders placed 16-24 Sept will be posted week of 25 September!

Welcome to Tea Ink!

Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the temporary closure of the local Post Office, any orders placed between Saturday 16th and Sunday 24th September may not be fulfilled until Monday 25th September!

Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • More Pooches! - A3 Print
    More Pooches! - A3 Print
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    £9.99
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    £9.99
  • Online Exclusive! Mouse King Vines - A3 Painting
    Online Exclusive! Mouse King Vines - A3 Painting
    Regular price
    £55.00
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    £55.00
  • Just Act Natural - Llama - A3 Print
    Just Act Natural - Llama - A3 Print
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    £9.99
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    £9.99
  • Elephant Big Ears - A3 Print
    Elephant Big Ears - A3 Print
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    £9.99
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    £9.99
  • T Rex VS Cupcake - A3 Print
    T Rex VS Cupcake - A3 Print
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    £9.99
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    £9.99
  • HP 06 - IV Prince
    HP 06 - IV Prince
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    £9.99
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    £9.99

Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

Check out Volume One!

Be the potato you've always wanted to be...

  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Absolute Chaos
    If we lived every day like it was our last, it would be absolute chaos.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Be A Potado - Greeting Card
    Be A Potado - Greeting Card
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Rapunzel
    But Rapunzel could not let her hair down... because she was a potato.
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Purrtato
    It's a Potato with whiskers, ears, and a tail. It's a Purrtato.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • The Mash
    The fastest Potato alive! The Mash!
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Wise Potato
    The Wise Potato Is Wise (for a potato)
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Mouse Potato Truce
    Mouse Potato Truce
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Grand Scheme Potato
    It is, just a potato
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Potato Contact Lenses
    Thing that shouldn't be invented: Potato Contact Lenses.
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    £1.00
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    £1.00

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
    Regular price
    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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    £1.25
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
    Regular price
    Sold out
    Sale price
    £1.25
  • Being Greedy
    And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • A Shoop
    The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • My Child
    You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
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    £1.00
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    £1.00
  • Human Male Birthday Card
    Human Male Birthday Card
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
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    £1.25
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    £1.25
  • No Glitter
    This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
    Regular price
    £1.00
    Sale price
    £1.00
  • Too Perfect
    The story of the card that was too perfect.
    Regular price
    £1.25
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    £1.25

All Hail The Mouse King!

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