Opening Hours

There are a few reasons why we will be closed on Thursday 5 June 2025, and one of them may or may not be an ongoing quest to find the lost city of Cheese (The city is there, but the Cheese is missing).

It would a great thing if we could write here that we're 100% open during the exact hours between so and so and whenever O' Clock. But we just can't bring ourselves to do that. Sometimes we might just be running late, or we might be fighting monsters  or something. One time, we just woke up and had a sore hip, so we couldn't get in. What was up with that?

But anywho, generally speaking, the physical shop is open from about 10 (emphasis on the 'about') in the morning until 5pm, or thereabouts. 

Basically, if you come along to the shop and there's a sign that says 'Closed' it means we're closed.