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Collection: Sarcastic Birthday Cards

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  • Everything Will End Card
    Everything Will End Birthday Card
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  • Christmas Birthday
    Because your birthday is at Christmas time, I got you this card now (even though your Birthday is ages away) to wish you a Happy Birthday! (In case I don't see you on the day.)
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  • 22 Million
    Roughly 22,000,000 other humans also have a birthday today, but you're the only one I chose to give a birthday card to.  Unless I know someone else with a birthday today.  (In which case they probably also got this card.)
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  • Time Will Win
    Time Will Win, You Will Lose. 'Happy' Birthday.
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  • Stop Counting
    It gets to the point where you just stop counting, you know? (Probably because we all lost count ages ago.)
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  • Literally Eat
    Happy
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  • Saturn Birthday
    Happy 1.69th Birthday (on Saturn)
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  • Just Think
    Just think. If you were born on any other day of the year, you wouldn't be getting this card today. (You're welcome.)
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  • No Sense of Humour
    I was going to get you a funny card, but then I remembered. You don't have a sense of humour.
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  • Happy 75th
    Happy 3/4 of a Century!
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  • Official
    Official
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  • Have a Wonderful Thing
    Hope you have a wonderful thing
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  • Big Whoop
    It's your Birthday. Big Whoop. So what, you want a card or something?
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  • "Happy" 30th
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  • Offensive
    Do you realise how difficult it is to find a Birthday card that isn't offensive for someone as old as you?
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  • Slow Clap
    Let the slow clap begin
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  • Know An Eighty Year Old
    I can't believe I know an Eighty Year Old.
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  • Half Way To 70
    You are now closer to turning seventy than you are to your own birth.
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  • Wheel
    Wheel
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  • Notch or Two
    Looks like the average age of the human population just went up a notch or two.  I'm blaming you.
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