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Sarcastic Birthday Cards

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  • It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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  • This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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  • You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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  • Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
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  • About as old as the Universe
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  • The story of the card that was too perfect.
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  • You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
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  • Don't Forget to Birthday Today Greeting Card
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  • I was going to get you a Birthday card with your age on it, but I didn't want to upset you.
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  • A birthday card for those difficult to get birthday cards for
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  • Some people grow old gracefully. (Just a reminder that it's possible.)
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  • I acknowledge your birth. You're welcome.
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  • Where's the cake at birthday card
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  • This card was cheaper
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