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Collection: All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
789 products
  • How Tall Is A Giraffe
    Most Giraffes are roughly as tall as a Giraffe.
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  • Neck Tie
    Neck ties like to rub against your shirt buttons.
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  • Mouse King Sign
    Mouse King stares at a sign
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  • Beenana
    It's a Banana that looks like a Bee. It's a Beenana.
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  • Robing Hood
    Robin Hood in a bathrobe. Robing Hood.
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  • The Fish Special
    On your
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  • The Thing That Thinks
    And so the thing that thought that their thoroughly theatrical thinkingnesses thereinafter thoughtlessly thunderstruck them thickly thitherward threatening the three thousand thirsty theologians that thrust their throbbing thumbs throwing the thing thereunder.
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  • Derpy Sunflower
    A derpy Sunflower
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  • Shakespeare Banana
    A Banana dressed as Shakespeare
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  • Super Banana
    Banana dressed as a Superhero
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  • Newshound
    Dog with a microphone in its chops. Probably a News Hounds or something.
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  • They See Me Rollin
    They see me Rollin'... They Haydn.
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  • Hi Alligator
    An Alligator in a pool of water waving a little sign that reads 'Hi!'
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  • Rock Dove
    You know, we prefer the name
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  • Free Hugs
    An Xenomorph Egg with a Face hugger coming out, with a sign next to it that says
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  • Ode to the Pistachio
    An Ode to the Pistachio (in a Rhyming Haiku): Yo, Pistachio, Please don't go, Pistachio, Pistachio, No.
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  • Will Not Hat
    Sometimes you have to just put on your
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  • Marty Fly
    It's a fly, dressed like Marty McFly on a hoverboard.
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  • Doc Brownie
    Doc Brownie - It's a brownie that looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future.
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  • Creepy Doll
    Some creepy dolls really are creepy. This one, for example, likes to collect creepy dolls.
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