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All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
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  • I Do Not Like Cucumber
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  • I Do Not Like Garlic
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  • Hog Fog
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  • A small cartoon of a house with the text: This is a New Home Card! There is a very high chance that I will give you this New Home Card as I enter your New Home, which means you know that I know that you have a New Home (which you are probably in right now reading all this). So... Congrats! (If that's what you're meant to say for such things.)
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  • Even vegetarians agree!* This, (picture of a person at a dinner table with a massive plate of scampi and a big smile) is the correct amount of Scampi in a serving. *Based on a survey of one vegetarian.
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  • A tiny Mouse with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • A tiny Duck with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • The Shynosaurus, a tiny dinosaur with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • A tiny Horse with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above.
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  • A tiny Sheep with the words 'Not Actual Size' written above it.
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  • Not Actual Size - Giraffe
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  • Happy Halloween Bat
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  • Humble Shrew
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  • Caffeine Dog
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  • Paintings ain't photographs. So nobody really knows what Valentine looked like. So he might have looked like this. Anyway, Happy Valentine's.
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  • I got you this card to go with the soon-to-be very dead flowers. I can't believe there's a Valentine's card with the word 'dead' on it.' (Happy Valentine's)
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  • Girarf - A Giraffe in a Scarf
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  • Different Types of Giraffe - Girumble. Heavy footed Giraffe.
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  • Activities of the Giraffe - Giraffes love nothing more than going to the cinema, even though nobody can see anything.
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  • The Smallest Giraffe (Actual Size) was only this big.
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