135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
I found the perfect card for you (this isn't it). But it was too perfect. It would've made you hate everyone (on Earth).
It would've driven you insane with just the knowledge after seeing just how perfect this card was. It would've broken the world.
So I burned it. In a volcano.
(You're welcome.)
Also, Happy Birthday.
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.