135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
You could yell 'Beef' but that doesn't sound like it ends well for the Cow.
Shouting 'Timber!' when a trees falls down is like shout 'Milk!' when a Cow falls over.
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.