135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
Alternatively, you can get someone to throw a Pineapple at you on the hour, every hour with a little note attached telling what time it is (but the Pineapples might have something to say about that idea).
Made up fact No.8:
You can use Pineapples to tell you the time of day.
"Time you gotta watch Bozo!"
(But you need to ask really nicely.)
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.