135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
Look at it. It's right there in the middle! Ain't no dodge.
In no way are these things actively even attempting to dodge jam.
"Wut's Yer Problem?"
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.