135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
You're 80. But you know this. But also, here is a reminder, kind of.
If I was Eighty years old, I'd hope that (eighty) I get a (80) card that won't constantly remind me that (eight-zero) I'm eighty years old (8 decades).
But it's not my 80th Birthday.
Today is your eightieth birthday, and I got you this card.
So Happy (79 + 1) birthday.
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.