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Collection: Sossij

These are the 'non-event-specific- cards. These are the more fun ones. You know, the ones that boring people turn their nose up at and say to themselves "what? No verse inside?"
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  • Mouse King Flaming Sword
    The Mouse King atop a Unicorn holding a flaming sword.
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  • Mouse King Snakes
    The Mouse King surrounded by snakes
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  • Mouse King Cave
    The Mouse King in a lava cave
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  • Mouse King Bridge
    The Mouse King walks across a treacherous bridge
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  • Mouse King Sign
    Mouse King stares at a sign
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  • Shut Up Thing
    Obviously a thing that shouldn't.
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  • Melondrama
    A Melon holding a skull and saying
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  • Purrtato
    It's a Potato with whiskers, ears, and a tail. It's a Purrtato.
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  • Beenana
    It's a Banana that looks like a Bee. It's a Beenana.
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  • Notorious B.E.E.
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  • No Glitter
    This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
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  • I Have the Flower
    I Have The Flower!
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  • Made Up Fact No.8
    Made up fact No.8: You can use Pineapples to tell you the time of day.
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  • Lemon Demon
    It's a Lemon Demon, a lemon with horns and a pitchfork.
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  • The Last Straw
    A straw saying
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  • Tower of Terrier
    Behold! The Tower of Terrier!
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  • Not So Hungry
    Hungry Hippo, is not always hungry.
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  • Beacons Are Lit
    The Mouse King shouting with the words 'The Beacons Have Been Lit!'
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  • Maid Marinade
    Maid Marian in a bowl, being Marinade. Maid Marinade.
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  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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