135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
Sounds like a scam to me.
I got you a totally awesome card, but it was stolen by an evil Eagle (I think it was an Eagle - it happened so far) and by the time I had pulled myself together, the shop I got the original card from had sold out (it was that good.).
But luckily, and sort of suspiciously, they had this card which explained exactly what happened.
So... yeah. Happy Birthday.
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G 2018 Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.