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Food Cards

All these cards have one thing in common. They've got some grub on them (in artwork form at least).
165 products
  • A can of Corned Beef will last for Four Years (unopened) so if you're forty years old, you're 'Ten Corned Beefs'.
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  • It's a Potato with whiskers, ears, and a tail. It's a Purrtato.
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  • You're my kind of nuts.
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  • Aww, Sweet.
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  • You're Nuts!
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  • Congrats! Two mice carrying a wedding cake.
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  • Shouting Timber is like yelling Milk when a Cow falls over.
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  • I found you the perfect card but I lost it. And for some reason, the only card I could find that explained that I list the perfect card also has a disappointed Snake on it. (Which I think is aimed at me, not you.)
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  • Horses are terrible at making intricate desserts and pastries.
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  • It's a Banana holding a star - Thank You!
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  • From now on, we'll spell is 'Sossij'
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  • Potato Jacket
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  • I Like Cheese Card
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  • A Fudgerigar. A.K.A. A 'Fudgie'.
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  • The world's greatest (fruit) detective -- Batmango
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  • Banananananananapple
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  • The fastest Potato alive! The Mash!
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  • Probably A Not-So-Nice Biscuit
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  • Made up fact No.2: When no one is looking, Bananas like to run around...naked.
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  • Destined Banana Greeting Card
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