135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.
You're 40!
But in Tortoise years, that's only like, well, also 40 years, because Tortoises and Humans all live on the same planet and experience the same Earthly year length.
'Actually, I'm only 39.'
(Tortoises don't generally get birthday cards though, so consider yourself lucky.)
Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)
Supplied with white envelope.
Image © Connor H G Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.