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Collection: All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
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  • Beacons Are Lit
    The Mouse King shouting with the words 'The Beacons Have Been Lit!'
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  • Nine Chives
    This Cat, has nine Chives. (Apparently)
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  • House Lasagne
    You know, Humans are really missing a trick. There's no limit to the number of layers in a lasagne. So we could be making them like, I dunno, as tall as houses. But don't. Stupid Humans.
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  • What A Cracker
    What A Cracker
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  • Do You Even Sift
    Bro, do you even sift?
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  • Bichon Freeze
    It's a Bichon Freeze. - A Bichon Frise in a block of ice.
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  • Forgot The Bins
    Sorry I forgot to put the bins out card.
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  • Banana Attack
    Banana Attack
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  • Wonderful Hangover
    Wishing You A Wonderful Hangover!
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  • Dominant Avacado
    If the Avacado was all that great, it would be the dominant species on Earth. But they're not. So get over yourself, Avacado.
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  • All Hail The Mouse King
    All Hail The Mouse King! (King of all the Mice.)
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  • Coolest Pineapple
    Pineapples are probably the coolest of all known fruit. (Because of their mad skillz.)
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  • Not Like The Others - Carrots
    A Rabbit surrounded by Carrots.
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  • Not Like The Others - Shynosaurus
    The Shynosaurus is always trying to hide.
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  • Not Like The Others - Pizza
    Bananas and Pizza
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  • Put a Shirt on
    A Centaur proudly stands. Ugh. Put a shirt on.
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  • RSVP Dolphin
    A RSVP card, with a picture of a Dolphin talking about Soup.
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  • I Like Chocolate
    I Like Chocolate.
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  • Stinking Birthday Card
    Here's your stinking Birthday Card.
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  • Ironic Goats
    Goats standing on horses is taking the mick out of the humans.
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