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Collection: All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
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  • Greedy Jim
    What's the matter Giraffe? Being crazy tall ain't enough for you, so you gotta take an extra 'F' just to spell your name?
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  • Slow Clap
    Let the slow clap begin
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  • Fudgerigar
    A Fudgerigar. A.K.A. A 'Fudgie'.
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  • Idiot Riding Hood
    Wolf Dressed as Grandma
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  • Irritable Vowel Syndrome
    Irritable Vowel Syndrome
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  • Flying Penguin
    A Flying Penguin wearing a Bonnet and a fake moustache
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  • Not Great Pudding
    Christmas Pudding isn't that great.
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  • For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
    For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
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  • Festive Tip 6
    Festive Tip 6
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  • Valentine Snake
    There probably aren't that many Valentine's card with snakes on them, but then again, finding you such a unique card probably shows how much I care about you or something.
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  • Urgh Tinsel
    Urgh. Tinsel.
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  • Blah Star
    Merry Blah Blah Blah Whatever.
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  • Red Nosed Rocketeer
    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rocketeer.
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  • Know An Eighty Year Old
    I can't believe I know an Eighty Year Old.
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  • Not that impressive 21
    You're 21 Today. Which probably means you'll get load of fancy and really impressive cards. This isn't one of those cards. (But at least there's a star on it.)
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  • Made Up Fact No.2
    Made up fact No.2: When no one is looking, Bananas like to run around...naked.
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  • Batmango
    The world's greatest (fruit) detective -- Batmango
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  • Miss Marble
    (Miss Marble.)
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  • Horse and Carp
    Oh Look, it's a horse and carp.
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  • Not So Nice
    Probably A Not-So-Nice Biscuit
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