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Collection: All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
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  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
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  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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    £1.99
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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  • Being Greedy
    And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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  • A Shoop
    The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
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  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • Wisdom With Age
    They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
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  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
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  • Mouse Birthday I
    Happy Birthday - Mice holding up a Birthday Cake
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  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
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  • Too Perfect
    The story of the card that was too perfect.
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  • My Child
    You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
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