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Collection: All The Cards

Here be all the cards (well, at least the ones we remembered to put online) and a few extras!
789 products
  • Christmas Birthday
    Because your birthday is at Christmas time, I got you this card now (even though your Birthday is ages away) to wish you a Happy Birthday! (In case I don't see you on the day.)
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  • 40th Birthday - Ten Corned Beefs
    A can of Corned Beef will last for Four Years (unopened) so if you're forty years old, you're 'Ten Corned Beefs'.
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  • Prince Frog
    Don't go kissing frogs, y'all.
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  • Timber Milk
    Shouting Timber is like yelling Milk when a Cow falls over.
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  • Free Shrugs
    Penguin holding a sign that says 'Free Shrugs'
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  • Probably not a Unicorn
    Probably not a unicorn
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  • For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
    For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
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  • You Like Golf
    You Like Golf
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  • T Rex Birthday - Cupcake
    A T Rex dinosaur wearing a party hat trying to lick a cupcake on the floor while being hoisted into the air by some multi-coloured balloons, with the words Happy Birthday! at the top of the picture.
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  • Hide A Giraffe
    How to hide a Giraffe - Put a lampshade on it.
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  • Thanks Hedgehog
    A Hedgehog holding a Thanks! sign
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  • Horse Clapping
    Horses make for a terrible audience.
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  • Perfect Stick
    A detailed diagram of the perfect stick.
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  • More Cake!
    More Cake! With a little Cake Monster eating loads of cake (obviously).
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  • Horse Baker
    Horses are terrible at making intricate desserts and pastries.
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  • Mice Balloons
    Congrats! And Stuff! Mice on Balloons
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  • Wedding Mice
    Congrats! Two mice carrying a wedding cake.
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  • My Kind of Nuts
    You're my kind of nuts.
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  • Dinosaur Balloons
    Dinosaur in a party hat with some balloons
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  • Time Will Win
    Time Will Win
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