We will be closed 22 - 26 December - online order placed 21-26 December will be fulfilled 27 December!

Welcome to Tea Ink!

Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

Christmas & New Year Opening Times

We'll be closed from about 3pm on Saturday 21st December over Christmas! Open again on Friday 27th. We'll also be closed Mon 30th December, open again on Thursday 2nd January.

Any Online orders made on or after Saturday 21st December will be fulfilled on Friday 27th December. Order placed between Monday 30th December and Wednesday 1st January will be fulfilled on Thursday 2nd January.

MERRY STUFF AND THINGS!

SILLY SALE - 10 for £10!

In an effort to bring a bit synergy (ooh, nice word) between our physical and online store, we're bringing the silly sale online! So add 10 (or more) cards to your basket, and every card will become £1.00 each!

Latest Designs!

Mollie The Collie
Mollie The Collie
Regular price
£1.99
Sale price
£1.99
Thinking of You - Mouse
Thinking of You - Mouse
Regular price
£1.99
Sale price
£1.99
The Greatea Escape
The Greatea Escape
Regular price
£1.99
Sale price
£1.99
For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
For A Special Friend - Penguin Star
Regular price
£1.99
Sale price
£1.99

Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • Dogs and Penguin - A3 Print
    Dogs and Penguin - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Cats and Penguin - A3 Print
    Cats and Penguin - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Triceratops - A3 Print
    Triceratops - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Log Dog - A3 Print
    Log Dog - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • All The Beans - A3 Print
    All The Beans - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99
  • Flamingo Penguins - A3 Print
    Flamingo Penguins - A3 Print
    Regular price
    £9.99
    Sale price
    £9.99

Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

Check out Volume One!

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Balloonless
    Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Evil Eagle
    It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Annual Occurrence
    This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • One Year Older
    You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I Literally Saw This Card First
    I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Inability Birthday Card
    Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Big Number Birthday
    Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Tick Box Card
    Happy (tick where appropriate)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Sorry To Hear You're Old
    Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Real Cheese
    The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
    Regular price
    Sold out
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Funion
    An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Being Greedy
    And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • A Shoop
    The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Wisdom With Age
    They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Mouse Birthday I
    Happy Birthday - Mice holding up a Birthday Cake
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Fourteen Billion
    About as old as the Universe
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • I'm Still Younger
    Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • Too Perfect
    The story of the card that was too perfect.
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • A Pink Flower Card
    A nice pink flower
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99
  • My Child
    You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
    Regular price
    £1.99
    Sale price
    £1.99

All Hail The Mouse King!

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