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Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

SILLY SALE - 10 for £10!

In an effort to bring a bit synergy (ooh, nice word) between our physical and online store, we're bringing the silly sale online! So add 10 (or more) cards to your basket, and every card will become £1.00 each!

Happy Birthtea!

Happy Birthtea!

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135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.

You're right Tea Bag, 'Birthtea' does sound weird.

Happy Birthtea!

"Birthtea" sounds weird.

Blank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)

Supplied with white envelope.

Image and Text © Connor H G  Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.

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Stupid and Silly Prints!

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Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

It's a book. A book of things!

Things like a Shoop and a Fosh.

Check out Volume One!

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
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  • It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
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  • This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
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  • You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
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  • I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
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  • Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
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  • Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
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  • Happy (tick where appropriate)
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  • Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
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  • The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
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  • An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
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  • And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
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  • Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
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  • The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
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  • A nice pink flower
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  • They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
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  • About as old as the Universe
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  • You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
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  • The story of the card that was too perfect.
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  • Happy Birthday - Mice holding up a Birthday Cake
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All Hail The Mouse King!

(If you want to.)

We've got the usual, but with our twist. Which would make them unusual. Browse around, we're not gonna hold your hand through this - that would be weird (Eye contact optional).

Click to see all the cards!