{"product_id":"new-baby-conspiracy","title":"New Baby Conspiracy","description":"\u003cp\u003e135mm x 135mm square greeting card from Broadway, by Connor H G, our resident art monkey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFirst off, congrats on the New Baby!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBut did you know that babies were invented by the big greeting card companies so that every time someone has one, they those big baby bucks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI also saw online somewhere that most of those companies are actually owned by babies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAnd this documentary that I read about said that nearly all the babies born now are babies themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLuckily I got this card from a small, independent card shop (that might be in on it also). So if when I meet your baby and one, or both of us cry, you'll know why.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank inside, for your own secret, extra special, awesome message (if you're actually giving it to someone else, otherwise, use the space wisely...)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupplied with envelope (Colour may vary!). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImage \u003cspan\u003e© Connor H G Do not reproduce, copy or edit without the artists permission.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tea Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57367153312119,"sku":null,"price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/4579\/files\/NewBabyConspiracy.jpg?v=1786375676","url":"https:\/\/tea-ink.com\/products\/new-baby-conspiracy","provider":"Tea Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}