Add 10 (or more) cards to your order and get every card for £1.00 each!

Welcome to Tea Ink!

Cards, Prints, Paintings and other stupid little stuff and things by Connor H.G.

SILLY SALE - 10 for £10!

In an effort to bring a bit synergy (ooh, nice word) between our physical and online store, we're bringing the silly sale online! So add 10 (or more) cards to your basket, and every card will become £1.00 each!

Don't like something? Let everyone know!

  • I Do Not Like Peas
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Mushrooms
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Beans
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Cucumber
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Garlic
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Do Not Like Tomatoes
    £1.99
    £1.99
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Stupid and Silly Prints!

  • Peaked - A3 Print
    £9.99
    £9.99
  • Kenneth The Flying Kiwi - A3 Print
    £9.99
    £9.99
  • A Picture of a Dog - A3 Print
    £9.99
    £9.99
  • More Pooches! - A3 Print
    £9.99
    £9.99
  • Online Exclusive! Mouse King Vines - A3 Painting
    £55.00
    £55.00
  • Just Act Natural - Llama - A3 Print
    £9.99
    £9.99
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Stupid Little Stuff & Things Volume 1

It's a book. A book of things!

Things like a Shoop and a Fosh.

Check out Volume One!

Cards! Cards! Cards!

  • Hedgehogs can't have Balloons
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • It's this whole thing with an Eagle. That was evil.
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • This is beginning to be an annual occurrence. Happy Birthday. (Again.)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • You're Somehow an entire year older than you were yesterday.
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • I Literally Saw This Card First, and thought, 'Yep. That'll Do.'
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • Don't worry about it. Age is just a number. Like, a really, really big number.
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • Happy (tick where appropriate)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • Sorry to hear you're old. That is all card
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • The Real Question is what does Cheese say when it gets its photo taken?
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • An Onion in a party hat is definitely a Funion
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • Happy Birthday (I'm still younger than you)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • A nice pink flower
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • About as old as the Universe
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • The story of the card that was too perfect.
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • You are my child. It is your birthday. So I gave you this card. (and life itself.)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)
    £1.99
    £1.99
  • This card has no glitter on it. (You're welcome.) and also, Happy-Whatever-It-Is-That-You're-Celebrating.
    £1.99
    £1.99
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All Hail The Mouse King!

(If you want to.)

We've got the usual, but with our twist. Which would make them unusual. Browse around, we're not gonna hold your hand through this - that would be weird (Eye contact optional).

Click to see all the cards!